Jesus Gets DQ'd

This just in Great Beard Challenge fans! The competition that originally started with 4 has lost another member. Today at 2:34 AM the home of Jesus of Nazareth was raided on suspision of illegal means to grow a beard where Jesus was found to be using supernatural powers to grow his beard. Great Beard Challenge officials immediately disqualified him from the competition.

"I thought it was weird when he had a full beard on the first day of the competition" - one anonymous competitor named Sean said in a statement to the press.

Jesus's Mug Shot

"You know, I expect this kind of thing out of the Canadian, but Jesus? Really? That one threw me for a loop." said a GBC fan.

When asked for coment Jesus said, "I was only doing what came naturally to me. Can you ask a bird to not fly, or a bee not to sting? Would you ask Jesse to not be a tool with women? I think in our hearts, we all know the answer to that question."

With the odds on favorite out of the competition, the race is heating up as we come in to the home stretch. The first annual GBC is anyone's game.

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Special thanks to Liang for introducing us to Raptor Jesus.

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A Dropout and a New Challenger

I know that there wasn't a daily update yesterday, and to the 2 of you that read this, I am sorry Mom and Dad. We have had some recent changes to the contest. We lost Scoteb to a wife that doesnt like scratchy faces, but in his stead, a new contender emerges. This one is already a champion beard grower and also a little more Irish. Rossda shaved his considerable KAB on Monday and is now in a race to catch up. Which leads me to our new poll. How long until Ross catches up. My vote is for yesterday...

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Click on the pictures for a close up of the KAB's

Nerd Word(s): KAB

KAB

- Acronym(Kick Ass Beard)

1. A beard that is really awesome
2. A beard that demands attention
3. A beard that gets the ladies

[ Origin: When Sean and I grew our first beards(Read: stuble) many years ago(Read: last week), we began calling them our "Kick Ass Beard's". This was eventually made in to a TLA, as we programmers have a tendency to do with everything. ]

- usage

1. Random wimpy guy: "There's no way I can get the lid off that jar. It's on too tight."
Me: "Let a man with a KAB take care of it"

2. Sean: "So, you asked her out and she shut you down?"
Me: "Yeah, I think she was intimidated by my KAB"

- see also
KAG(Kick Ass Goatee) - What Scot's face has decided to grow on it's own.

- examples
See every picture of me Sean taken in the past two weeks.

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Im pretty sure that lamb has a better beard than us...

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