Wednesday, September 5, 2007

The Great Beard Challenge - Where are they now?

Sean
Sean, in his shame, returned to Canada where he participated in a body hair growth research experiment. While the results are classified, it is reported that the experiment went catastrophicaly awry at which point Sean fled in to the woods.

A possible photograph was taken sometime later. Aside from this shaky photographic evidence, Sean's fate remains largely unknown.
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Jesse
Jesse's magnificent, contest winning beard was imbued with magic and gave him untold power. Or at least that's what his dellusional mind thought. While attempting to impress a girl he jumped off of his balcony and fell to his death.

Scot
It was determined later that Scot had not actually participated in the contest, but it was in fact his evil twin. The real Scot who had been imprissoned in an alternate world escaped and returned to our world where he promptly dispatched the evil twin and assigned me 3 bugs.

Ross
Ross grew his beard out in a matter of three weeks because he was always able to. I hate him, and I don't want to talk about it.

Jesus
Well, he basically was just still all Jesus and stuff

1 comment:

Sean said...

Dude, Im here stuck in the woods, and Scoteb still assigned me 6 bugs. Customer Trials? I have no time for that, I have hair in all sorts of places it shouldnt be.